A Christmas Appeal- (a Star is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

A Christmas Appeal- (a Star is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

All over Southern California, and in the suites of New York, many hundreds of celebrities, distraught over the results of this year’s election, are feeling lost and abandoned in the realization that their appeals have gone unanswered. Many dozens of these same celebrities, threatened to leave our country if Donald Trump was to be elected president. Some even took to the airwaves to appeal to Republican electors to do what they saw as the right thing to do, and flip their votes to Hillary Clinton but sadly for them, their appeals went in vain, and even more of Hillary Clinton’s electors went “rogue” than did Mr. Trump’s, in the end.

Now, dejected, despondent and discouraged that their sense of broad appeal was not so broad, and that their influence over the masses was an illusion, not based in the reality of a fan base they found to be waning and wanting. Faced with the certainty that they have failed, in the end, to realize their dream of a Hillary Christmas, and faced with the prospect that Donald Trump will indeed be president, these same celebrities now need your help in keeping the promise to vacate the premises of a country that has gone against them.

In this festive season, where we open our hearts and give of ourselves, won’t you give to UNICREF, the United Celebrity Relocation and Expatriation Fund ?

After all, a star is a terrible thing to waste, and for them, defeat is a terrible thing to taste.

Give today so they might leave, tomorrow….

 

-Drew Nickell, 20 December 2016

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