Barack and Hillary’s Top Ten Reasons Hillary Lost the 2016 Presidential Election
- All thirty of the states whose electors were awarded to Trump are filled with what Hillary would call the “basket of deplorables” and it is only in the “blue” states that “enlightened” people reside.
- Vladimir Putin rigged the election towards Donald Trump because he has been so cowered by Barack Obama’s forcefulness and resolve, that he was afraid Hillary might even be more so.
- WikiLeaks rigged the election towards Donald Trump because, at heart, they are right-wing extremists who would prefer a Republican to a Democrat.
- The mainstream media was overtly biased against Hillary, just because she is a woman, just as much as they were biased against Barack Obama, just because he is African-American.
- Donald Trump conspired with members of the mainstream media, and the Democrat National Committee, to have Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Donna Brazile write e-mails that appeared to be biased against Bernie Sanders’ candidacy, when Hillary really wanted him to be treated fairly.
- Donald Trump’s children tried to show that they had real class, when actually all of them were in cahoots with Chelsea Clinton to keep her own father from returning to the White House, where teenage interns would once again be set upon.
- Donald Trump utilized all of his real estate and entertainment friends- particularly all of his friends in Hollywood, to air ads pretending to support Hillary Clinton, but knowing full well that the public would do the opposite, instead.
- Donald Trump put his own name on major hotels and resorts, just to evade campaign finance election laws pertaining to advertising.
- The FBI, the CIA, the IRS and all of the bureaucrats in Washington really conspired against Hillary Clinton, by pretending to conspire against Donald Trump, knowing that the public is so disenchanted with Washington that they would vote in opposition, instead. This method is called cross-quasi-triangulation by conspiracy theorists. Anyone who is adept in trigonometry can easily figure this out.
- Barack Obama knew that the only way his own popularity ratings would go up at the end of his term, was to have his protégé, Hillary Clinton, lose the election.
Now what’s all of this crap about “fake news,” anyway?
-Drew Nickell, 16 December 2016
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